Oh, c’mon
What’s better than pink? Why green of course!
There is a wide spectrum in the political landscape, with all sorts of colors and subtlety. But there is one color that falls between RED and BLUE, and that is GREEN. And it’s one color that John McCain wears proudly on his sleeve.
His enthusiasm for combating the environment makes him special. In fact, some folks think it’s not an important issue, taking care of this planet. To those folks we say, “Poppycock!” and John McCain agrees. “The fact is climate change is real,” he said. “The debate should have been over.”
Global warming will be one of three key issues for his presidency.
Color us happy!
And as for the naysayers who minimize compassion for this very Earth, a quote from General George Patton seems apropos: “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”
Michelle Malkin supports Barack Obama?
Photo by DLanham used under Creative Commons license
Homegirl Malkin can whip up a frenzy like no other, you know what I’m sayin? Every time she gets riled up I start clapping my hands like a drunk at the piano bar—throwing tips in the jar hoping to belt out some Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves. I love stomping my feet to that tune.
So I was just reading my sista’s site and it’s Obama this, Obama that, Obama savior, Obama hack.
Some attention is okay, but we all know that any press is good press.
I’m beginning to think that my girl may need to pull the reign on some of that jive taking place on her site, else people might get the wrong idea!!!
Raise your hand if you love ABBA!
Citizen Crain points out this fun nugget from The Atlantic:
John McCain plays an instrumental version of “God Bless America”. To warm up the crowd, his advance team mixes John Phillip Sousa marches with John Williams fanfares.
After campaign rallies, it’s Chuck Berry’s Johnny Be Goode. It’s not clear whether McCain himself is happy with the choice of songs. “I wish they’d play Abba,” he said.
Oh I bet you think we’d want to spin Dancing Queen over in the pink elephant room, but no, we have another favorite:
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty,
Fernando!
LINK: The Atlantic: It’s All About The Ears
No, we meant gays for McCain
While we don’t like the title of the article over at GayPatriot, we certainly threw a few snaps in the air for some brilliant observations:
…Many gay men and lesbians support this courageous veteran because we know he is sound on the most important issue of the day, the war against Islamofascism.
Indeed, we realize that that issue is particularly important to gay people, given the strong anti-gay bias of Muslim extremists and the continual persecution and execution of gay people in Islamic theocracies, like Iran.
Girl be telling the truth, and doesn’t spend too much time talking about all that jive about the same-sex marriage which gets confusing at times. But McCain isn’t called a maverick for no reason. We know, deep down, he knows where freedom starts, and ends.
So at the end of the day might not agree with everything Gay Patriot says, but we do share our love for McCain, and the cock!
LINK: GayPatriot: Why We Don’t Need a “Gays for McCain” Group
You’re welcome bitches
The McCain girls are keeping it real. One of the greatest travesties of this century, aside from pleated Dockers, is the swelling of hatred present in YouTube comments.
No idea what she’s talkin bout? Watch It’s Raining McCain (our favorite video of the week, possibly the month)
FREE Malkin and Coulter posters!
Luck be a lady tonight! We just came across these free posters from our dear friends at the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute. Featuring our favorite homegirls printed up nice and big with our signature color. What’s a Luce Lady? Mix smarts with classy and you’re well on your way to finding out!
LINK: Free Posters of Coulter and Malkin, plus $7 shipping
The New Republic editor Jamie Kirchick lays out why gay voters should approach the Arizona senator with an open mind.
An article posted on The Advocate gives balanced perspective of McCain’s past and current positions regarding the LGBT community.
Jamie Kirchick writes:
When then–Tempe, Ariz., mayor Neil Giuliano revealed his homosexuality to preempt threats to out him, “John was the first to tell the religious right, ‘This doesn’t make a damned bit of difference,’ ” Giuliano later told The Boston Globe.
and continues…
A McCain presidency would transform the GOP for the better. Republicans chose a man who is driven by a temperament that inhibits him from resorting to the crass gay baiting of his peers.
It brings up many good points, but most of all the formative measures of a McCain win would prove beneficial to advancing equal rights for all, gays included.
LINK: The Advocate: A President to Be Proud Of
Obama’s prayer
Oh Mary, did we find a hoot in our inbox this morning. A reader from Ohio (the land of bottoms) just sent in this Obama’s prayer seen on Aaron Martin’s site. I haven’t cried this hard since Greg did that clothespin scene with me at the Wrangler!
Our Obama, who art in office,
hallowed be they reign.
Thy socialism come,
from now on, in America as it is in Sweden.Give us this day, our daily handout
and tax us not, but tax the rich as we burden them disproportionately.
And lead us not to personal responsibility,
but deliver us from whitey.
For thine is the change, the hope, and the rhetoric, for ever and ever. Amen.
God knows we don’t need any taxes on our disposable income! Baby needs a trainer and I ain’t about to dig out those Buns of Steel VHS cassettes in basement.
LINK: OBAMA’S PRAYER
